'Have
you been to the road where things go backwards?'
asked Eilish, as I sat having breakfast in the Carlow
hostel.
'The
what?' I replied.
'The
road where things go backwards. It's up near Dundalk.
Daddy took some Americans there last year. There
is a section of road that goes downhill and if you
stop the car at the bottom, put it in neutral and
release the brake the car will roll backwards up
the hill.'
I
started looking for the TV cameras. This was obviously
some sort of joke. The thing was that Eilish was
dead serious.
'You're
joking, of course,' I replied.
'No,
it's no joke. It's up north of Dundalk. Daddy knows
where. I'll get him on the phone for you.
Before
I knew it I was speaking on the phone to a fella
called Éamonn, who proceeded to explain to
me in full detail how to get there. 'It's no joke,'
he explained. 'I took some American friends up there,
and the man was a high court judge. Well, they couldn't
believe their eyes and videoed the whole process.
I
put the phone down and pondered this for a moment.
It couldn't be a joke, they certainly wouldn't send
me all the way up there as a joke. The Irish were
fun loving, but not cruel. I still couldn't find
those cameras, so I assumed it must be true, or
at least true in the old man's eyes.
I
mentioned this to my friend Eoin, who had never
heard of it and was quite intrigued by it all. Later
that day I met up with my friend Eddie who is basically
the Delboy of Ireland, and one of the best known
street traders around. Eddie had been there, and
said that back in the day when it was first discovered
it was all over the television, and is also in the
Guinness book of records. 'It's an illusion,' he
said.
'It
is?'
'Yeah,
you're actually rolling downhill, but the way the
hill is situated you feel like you're rolling uphill.'
This
was disappointing news. Not only was it well known,
but it was also not real.
'It's
good though,' said Eddie.
Upon
return to Wexford I told the story to others and
none of them had heard of it, so it couldn't be
that famous.
A few weeks later I found myself purposely travelling
up that way in order to check out this phenomenon.
My friend Nika was equally keen to see this for
herself. I drove into Dundalk and spent a few hours
visiting the local papers looking for potential
book reviews. During an interview with Francis Carroll
at the Argus I mentioned that I was up here to look
for this.
'Ah
yes, I know it,' he said. 'I used to live near it.
Can't remember what it's called, though. But it's
on the road out to Carlingford. Look for the turn
off for McCrystals and ask anyone around there.
Actually Carlingford is a nice little place to visit.'
I
then went for an interview with Joe Carroll (don't
know if they are related) who was a very funny and
friendly man. Joe also knew of the place. 'Gravity
Hill,' he called it, and sent us on our way
with a hearty handshake and some fruit from a nearby
basket for the journey.
With
all these people knowing about this, I was beginning
to wonder if this would mar the adventure somewhat
and that we would arrive to find a queue of tourists
in cars paying small fees of money to ride the hill.
According
to Éamonn's directions I had to clock up
eight miles to the turn off along the Carlingford
road before finding the turn off for a tourist attraction
called the Long Woman's Grave. The Carlingford
road took us along the stunningly beautiful Cooley
Peninsula, awash with low green hills, high
mountains and ocean views. As I drove I searched
in vain for the signs, but before I knew it was
driving into Carlingford town.
I
pulled to the side of the road and asked a man digging
his front garden.
'Ah,
you're the second person to ask me about that. You've
gone past it. Go back out to the Dundalk road and
drive for about five miles and you'll see McCrystals
and a big petrol station. The turning is directly
opposite. Ask inside and they'll direct you from
there.'
Carlingford
turned out to be a pretty little town sitting aside
Carlingford Lough with narrow streets and whitewashed
cottages. The peninsula's mountains formed a stunning
backdrop to the town. It had been my intention to
see this hill and then drive on to Donegal, but
time was getting on and I quite took to the idea
of spending the night in this attractive little
seaside town. I found the Carlingford Adventure
Centre and Holiday Hostel, but there was no
parking outside. The woman at reception informed
us there were public toilets near the tourist office
and suggested that we spend the night in the car
park there.
We
left Carlingford and headed back out on the Dundalk
road. Five miles were clocked up and still there
was no sign of McCrystals or a petrol station. I
figured that five miles was just a bad estimate
on his part. It was, and soon I was pulling into
the petrol station. There was still no sign of McCrystals.
The girl at the counter smiled when I asked her
about the road that goes backwards.
'Go
back down the road towards Dundalk and take the
first turn off left. Follow the road to the right
and then immediately left.'
I
took the turn off and discovered that what everyone
had been talking about was actually a sign for McCrystals.
After another wrong turn we headed back to that
road and found McCrystals Food Store just a little
way up. We pulled over there for a drink and an
ice cream.
'I'm
looking for the road where things go backwards,'
I said, as he handed me my ice cream.
'Ah,
Magic Road,' he said.
'Is
that what you call it then?'
'That's
right. If you go left from here to the end of the
road you'll come to a T-Junction, take a right and
then an immediate left. Follow the road to the top
of the hill, then down into a dip where you'll see
a big mushroom. Stop there, put the car in neutral
and release the brake. You'll roll backwards up
the hill.'
A
big mushroom! I thought. This phenomenon has
obviously messed with the minds of the local people.
I
got back in the van, finished my ice cream and then
took to the road. At the junction I took a right
then a left at signs indicating the Táin
Trail, which is a 40-kilometre trail that makes
a circuit of the peninsula through the Cooley Mountains.
The road led up a long, straight and steep incline
and then at the brow of the hill went down into
a dip. At the bottom of this hill I spotted a large,
brown, circular storage hut, which, if you imagined
hard enough, could have been a giant mushroom. Immediately
I slammed on the brakes.
'What
are you doing?' asked Nika.
'I
think this is it,' I replied. 'Look, there's the
mushroom.'
Nika
remained quiet, possibly wondering if this obsession
was beginning to affect my sanity. We were at the
very base of the hill, so I put the van in neutral
and took my foot off the brake.
'Bloody
hell!' I cried. 'Look, we're rolling uphill!'
And
we were, we were rolling up the hill. It was amazing,
no it was astounding. The hill slanted upwards slightly
then became steeper halfway up. At the steeper point
we picked up speed, until finally reaching the brow
of the hill and then beginning to roll down the
big hill. I braked, put the van in gear and drove
down the hill again to the mushroom. Once again
we rolled back up the hill. I felt like a
child who'd just watched a magician for the first
time. I couldn't believe what was happening. I rode
up and down that hill for the next half an hour,
as traffic passed cautiously. The local people watched
with amusement, obviously knowing exactly what I
was up to. You could tell when the passing car contained
tourists because they looked on with complete bewilderment
at this deranged man driving up and down the hill.
I
drove up the other side and turned around. A man
was building a wall in front of his house, and watched
us with a smile. I drove back down and stopped at
the same place, to see if we rolled forward. We
did, but somehow it didn't have the same effect.
So I turned around again and repeated the backwards
roll. I swung my head from back to front looking
from both angles trying to see how this worked.
I couldn't. Nika got out and took photos and then
drove the van herself. We both laughed like schoolchildren.
Eventually
I pulled the van over to the side and studied the
road from the side. From the ground I could see
that the road actually slanted down and that it
was the funny angle of the hill creating this illusion.
It really was an illusion, but it was a bloody good
one. But what was so great about it was that there
wasn't a queue of tourists paying to try it. There
wasn't even a sign to indicate what it was. It hadn't
been exploited one bit, and was just a piece of
country road with a hidden secret.
Eventually
I managed to tear myself away. We decided to continue
up the road to the Long Woman's Grave. Once again
we passed the man building his wall and waved. He
waved back, took one look at our huge grins, and
burst out laughing.
The
Long Woman's Grave lay at the very top of the hill.
There was nothing else around except rocky hills
and sheep. A small sign by a pile of rocks indicated
the grave. A plaque underneath told the story. Another
car had pulled up and a woman got out and joined
us as we read it:
The
Legend of the Long Woman
Deprived
of his heritage by a scheming brother, Lorcan O'Hanlon
of the Ui Meith Mara, using his splendid galley,
engaged in profitable trading to the East. On one
voyage he rescued a Spanish grandee and his daughter,
Cauthleen, descendents of the princely O'Donnells.
He fell in love with the tall Spanish girl and promised
to bring her to Ireland to share his possessions
in view from high up on the mountain.
With
him, she climbed to this hollow and saw a small
area of barren, rocky mountain. The shock was such
that she collapsed and died. This scattered pile
of stones marks the last resting place of the Long
Woman
I
imagine her last words were: 'Bloody hell, you
expect me to live here?'
'It's
a bit of a tall story, isn't it?' said the lady
who had joined us.
We
laughed. Naturally we got chatting and I couldn't
resist asking her if she'd heard about Magic Hill.
She had heard something about it but didn't realise
it was around here. I had been bursting to talk
to someone about it, so for the next ten minutes
her ears flapped back and forth as they were bombarding
with my excitable words.
Inevitably
the conversation got on to me being a travel writer
and that I was travelling around to publicise and
sell my book. Ten more minutes later I was signing
a copy for her. So there I was, on a lonely mountaintop
surrounded by rocks, sheep and sheep shit, and I
was selling a book to the only other tourist there.
I wondered how many travel writers could say that
they had sold a book and done and signing at the
top of a lonely mountain at the Long Woman's Grave,
after having rolled backwards up the hill?
Directions
to Magic hill
Leave
Dundalk and take the R173 to Carlingford. Halfway
along you will spot a Texaco Petrol Station. Take
the first left after this, where you'll see a sign
for McCrystals Food Store, and signs for the Táin
Trail and Oriel Trail; there is no sign for the
Long Woman's Grave. Follow the road around and past
McCrystals until you reach a T-Junction. Turn right
and immediately left on the other side, again following
signs for the Táin and Oriel Trails. Follow
the road straight to the brow of the hill, go down
into a dip and stop immediately next to the big
mushroom. Then watch in amazement as your car rolls
back up the hill.